28 October 2010 - 7:18See What Happens

This is a time lapse of what happens when I drink Red Bull. I highly recommend avoiding this stuff unless it is an emergency. I will only ever drink one if I need MENERGY! I was feeling a bit sleepy and tired while driving to Boston to go see Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies. A little pick me up was in order.

Coffee doesn’t really have staying power for me, but what ever sugar and unholy crap in Red Bull will keep me going at Mach 2 for at least 4 hours. I typically only drink one when I have to sit in a car for a long time, and I’ll only ever drink one. It has a sort of Jekyll & Hyde effect on me.

The flavor is not one I really enjoy. It reminds me of a mix of urinal cake and candy.

The effect is almost instantaneous. There is so much power being absorbed by my body, you can actually see all the lights behind me got brighter as I became an energy absorbing black hole. I even drew power from the moon.

We still had a long ways to go, so I downed the rest of it.

It tends to make me UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!!!!!

Then it was off to Boston!